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KAYLA says:
I will start....
Men are like big babies...they love attention too!
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Asiyo says:
Women are like public service vehicles, you miss one you get another!
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KAYLA says:
Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint
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KAYLA says:
Men are easy to fool
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KAYLA says:
Men are like coolers, load them with beer and u can take them anywhere.
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KAYLA says:
come on ladies lets do this........
Men are like floor tiles, if u lay them well the first time u can walk over them for years.
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KAYLA says:
Men are like copiers, u need them for reproduction, but thats about it. ( sorry! sad but so true)
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Osama says:
Women, whether ugly n old, turns prettier n sexier 2 man, with each bottle of beer imbibed.
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Ivy says:
Men are like.....Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Chepman says:
Women are just women, period. Let men keep on rocking the world.
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Ivy says:
Men are like Coolers,Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Chepman says:
Women can feed from double ends while men can do the same with one end ... Ooops! my bad.
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Ivy says:
Men are like Copiers,You need them for reproduction but that's about it.
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Chepman says:
Women are like floor tiles, if u lay on them well the first time u can as well walk over them for years.
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Ivy says:
Men are like . Lava Lamps,Fun to look at, but not all that bright.!!!ooops
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Chepman says:
What? Women are like Copiers, If You need reproduction, just "insert paper" into their "feeders" and that's about it...presto! you get copies of yourself.
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Ivy says:
Men are like Government Bonds,They take way too long to mature.
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Lord wiKiDemiA nUTZ says:
women are like clubs they say "deliveries at the rear"
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Ivy says:
Men are all alike, except the one you have met who's different.lol
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KAYLA says:
Men would always think of the next hole to screw, no matter what!!!!
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KAYLA says:
men are pathetic, they use silly pick-up lines like : Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
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KAYLA says:
Men are quitters...none of them can speak for themselves
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Lord wiKiDemiA nUTZ says:
Hehehehe!!!!! lol, she got me
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arthur says:
women are supposed to look up in the ceiling wall while men are busy ploughing the perfumed garden!!
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KAYLA says:
Men are lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.
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jamess says:
With all respect ,women are maids to be laid!
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KAYLA says:
Men claim strength when most are content to be weak and lazy
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Chepman says:
Women are quitters...none of them can speak for themselves, must always have men doing it for them.
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Chepman says:
Women are all alike, except the one you have met who is giving you the Good good.
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KAYLA says:
@ cheppy i will fight for the women....
Men are even more complicated than women; they are full of drama.
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KAYLA says:
Men are so dumb:How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Chepman says:
No probs Kayla. I will likewise do it for the men.
Women are so dumb:How intelligent is it to start the day by burrowing a hole below your waist with a synthetic rod, when you can let a man fix it quick?
Just wondering @Kayla....lol
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KAYLA says:
men have that ugly thing on their necks (adam's apple?
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KAYLA says:
@ cheppy bring it on........
Men are like popcorn they satisfy you, but only for a little while
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KAYLA says:
Men are like, Commercials;u can't believe a word they say.
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Chepman says:
Women are like papaws, you go into it clean, but leave you messed up afterward.
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KAYLA says:
Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint
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KAYLA says:
Men need women for their self confidence....we are always massaging you guys over inflated egos...just to assure you that you are still the man...
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KAYLA says:
THANK YOU.....THATS A COMPLIMENT....
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KAYLA says:
Men are like high heels, they are easy to walk on once u get the hang of it
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KAYLA says:
Men are like used cars, easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
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KAYLA says:
Men are like bank machines, once they withdraw they loose intrest
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Osama says:
Men are simply lunatics!
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KAYLA says:
Men are like coffee,the best ones are rich, warm and can keep u up all day long
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Chepman says:
That is a compliment too Kayla.
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KAYLA says:
THANX BIN......
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KAYLA says:
Men are like.......blenders u need one but u don't know why
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KAYLA says:
women where are you....am i the only one????
men are like hair attachments, once tangled women throw them away.
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KAYLA says:
Men are samples and women the final product(that is why the men were created to taste their response to earth and then women a much more refined product with feelings,created later)
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Osama says:
@Confucius, truth hurts!..
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Lazarus says:
Women are notorios for always complaining, whining and nagging!
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Lazarus says:
Women now love more sex than men.
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Lazarus says:
Women use more bottom power than actual brains. But I admit they are good at it!!
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Ivy says:
Men are like.....Laxatives,They irritate the crap out of you.
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Ivy says:
Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.
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Ivy says:
OK OK I'll be nice this time.lol
Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.
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Ivy says:
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head Right for your hips.
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Ivy says:
Men are like....Computers.
And a smart woman keeps a backup.
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Ivy says:
Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes.
It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature.
And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.
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Chepman says:
Women are experts in fixing Men's problems while they cant figure out why they are always there own enemies.
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Ivy says:
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion
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Lord wiKiDemiA nUTZ says:
i love women ,i wouldn't say anything against them, but i must be honest here i love them for that sink hole or man hole or wareva u want it to call,period. were my money goes, I call it "MONEY WELL SPEND".
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KAYLA says:
Men are like ABC, once you know them, you can form any sentence.
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KAYLA says:
Men are like, Mini skirts. If u're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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KAYLA says:
Men r like. . . Plungers; they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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KAYLA says:
Men'r like. . . Placemats. they only show up when there's food on the table
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KAYLA says:
Men forget everything; women remember everything
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Lord wiKiDemiA nUTZ says:
whoever against fgm is cursed. am not an SDA but i know it.
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Ivy says:
Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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Ivy says:
Men are like a pack of cards:
you need a Heart to love them;
a Diamond to marry them
a Club to batter them; and
a Spade to bury the bastards.....ooops
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Kc says:
Is this a woman and man hate POST????
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Ivy says:
No Kc, you can be nice if you wish to, But seeing as the guys are hurling negative views, we should come @ them with a rocket launcher..lol
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Kc says:
ANC says>>>>>Women can never form a football team just coz none of them would be caught dead wearing the same outfit in public.
Ur not serious man.......the best football team in Germany and has bin getting gold 4 Germany since a long time....is the women....football team.....Well the men can only groan in anger...They would learn some tricks or two from the women dispite they don't earn millions like their male counter parts,.. they can...kick it like Vic Beckham with......KLASS.....u don't have to be a lezo to kick a man where it hurts most at his won backyard!!!!..(((FOOTBALL!!!)))....!!!
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Ivy says:
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
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Ivy says:
Loest.
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KAYLA says:
men and bottles of beer have the same thing in common,they're both empty from the neck up.
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KAYLA says:
Men's brains are like the prison system not enough cells per man
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ash says:
women's brains are like new! cause they rarely use it....
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Ivy says:
I'll catch you later ANC.Watch your back!!!
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Dan says:
Women are like blankets.you use it at night abandon it the whole day and use it at night
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Dan says:
Women are tissue paper.use and dispose
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Salim says:
<b>Women are Like Politicians: You Pay Them, and You Work for them.</b>
(or what else explains the fact that i pay for the lodging, Take off your cloth,lift you up in circles, lay you on the bed, use my energy to caress you, spread your legs and the greatest energy of banging, drive you home, and give you cash?)
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KAYLA says:
@salim...hahahahahhaha
women are good business people.
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Njoroge says:
women are like songs, you haer a really good one and you want to hear it again and again but after a week it simply gets boring. But then again there is that one hit you never can get bored of listening to over and over again!!!!
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Mercy says:
Men are rigid...they cannot be changed unless they are two and in diapers....
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kiprono says:
women are like toys.when fed up of using them dump them.
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KAYLA says:
MEN ARE LIKE CIGARATTES......THEY CAN BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
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Ivy says:
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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peachez says:
men men men they come from a _ and always wana go back to the _
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peachez says:
Men simply want the world to be a mans world but they are simply killing each other at war!
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peachez says:
A man has the power to love a woman in a way shes never been loved yet hurt her with the same intensity!
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peachez says:
A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and make her wish she was never born.
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Ivy says:
Here's to the men that we love, and here's to the men that love us, But the men that we love, Aren't the men that love us, So to hell with the men. Here's to us!
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peachez says:
Man will always turn into beasts when they get power and money
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Ivy says:
How do you know that a man has done something wrong? For once he does everything right.
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peachez says:
okey dear...
men/women:The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four men/women is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you
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Ivy says:
Men are important in their own special way to society, but they are by no means superior. They only accomplish and handle a fraction of what women can handle. Not only that women can often do the same things as men except produce sperm, yet men can rarely do the same things that women do from the menial tasks of cooking to the life changing tasks like giving birth, breastfeeding, and such. Women are capable of shouldering so many more burdens than men. They are capable of being single parents, juggling motherhood and careers, and they live longer. Hooray for women!
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Ivy says:
For years we have heard how the male gender is superior, and this is a topic that can never be proven. Both male and female have qualities that make them superior in different areas, but in reality, we should be equal.
Of course, as a woman, I am going to want to say that women are superior to men. Any man reading or writing will want to say that the male gender is superior. But, let's take a look at everyday roles, and decide once and for all, in our own minds, who is superior.
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Zabde-Ezra says:
Women never cease to amaze me with their high ability to multi task!-Zab
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Ivy says:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do the laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth. :)
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Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up. The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite gender.
If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."
If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."
Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa. Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite gender.