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Chepman says:
Or this:
Your son has been bitten by a snake, send Taxi money quickly!
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Chepman says:
<b>"If that is how you treat your friends then count me out"</b> ... supposedly from some girlfriend I never met!
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;LéilaJx says:
Woman Caught Trying To Frame Ex-Boyfriend With Threatening Texts She Wrote Herself http://www.techdirt.com/blog/wireless/articles/20100711/21400210166.shtml
This one is kind of 'off-topic', but thought you'd find it funny: http://mashable.com/2011/12/05/damn-you-auto-correct-funniest-text/
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;LéilaJx says:
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/ <b>Again, 'off-topic', but hilarious!</b>
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Essu says:
I got this one a week ago" Come and pick your Opel car you left at my home. You can trash it in your a...s for all I care!
I called the senders nomber and she admitted/apologised for sms:ng a wrong nomber.
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Chepman says:
What a funny link Jenix, Damn the Autocorrect for Real!
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Chepman says:
Lol Essu, must have been a trashy ol' Opel.
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Chepman says:
Now this one was a stray call that gave me a real fright on Christmas eve of 2009:
CALLER: Hello Boss.
ME: Hello?
CALLER: The business is done.
ME: What business?
CALLER: Had you not send for us to do something for you?
ME: Who am I talking to?
CALLER: Not important, just know that we have cleared that guy and you will find his head in a sack near your gate...
ME: What are you talking about!!!????
(After a long pause.......)
Caller's Phone goes dead.........
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;LéilaJx says:
Wow Chep! That's scary!
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Aileen says:
Did you sleep that night @Chep?
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Chepman says:
Actually I was a bit disoriented at that time, I had just arrived upcountry and in a way I actually went twice to the gate to check for any wrapped sack hanging around. There was just a tiny white piece of paper that almost took the living daylights off my psyche! Almost called the police but later played it down for the sake of inner peace ... you know how the Kenyan police would have reacted.
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Aileen says:
Pole.
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NAOM says:
We have been send to kill you. That was the message. This was my reply. Do it quick. I want to see Jesus.
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Chepman says:
Wow Naomi!!
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Chepman says:
SMS: You called me three times last night, what do you want?
REPLY: Nothing!
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Essu says:
Then I received this one a year ago.
"I have saved all your threatening sms:s and will show them to the police tomorrow."
I did not bother or react to this sms.
I only threaten people on their face.....withiout witnesses, while they are sober and 100% present in everyway, perfect crime, no trails :=)
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NAOM says:
That is great! No witness for the police to snoop.
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Chepman says:
Anon: Why didn't you come for the party?
Reply: There was a party?
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Chepman says:
Anon: How do you write such a text as if I am your girl friend, I have a very jealous lover remember?
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Hunter says:
'your son has been bitten by a snake, send taxi money quickly'.... i rcved this frm a mr hillary n after investigation the guy was dulz busted
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Hunter says:
High sweatie. Why haven't you called back? I'm sitting here thinking about you. Call me please
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megha says:
unknwn: u have won _____ money, ur mob no. has been selected.. give ur bank a/c no. n we will transfer ur
money..
this type of mess i have received many tym..
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SMS Threats!
Have you ever received some phone SMS from some weirdo or someone like that? Throw in some few of them, like this I got at one point from some anonymous creature:
<b>I know you are sleeping with my wife, so stop it before I send her over to you for good.</b>